Good 'ol American Football

When you instill values in your kids learned from a team sport (none moreso than football), you are basically teaching them the rewards of socialism.

"More consistently and more inherently than any other sport, football just does not work if every player on the field does not dedicate his individual performance to team-scale goals. There's room for individual brilliance, of course... But wins come from collective effort, from the sublimation of the individual to a greater common good." -David Roth